| Hey Kids! Get Your Greasy Mitts on Our New Cafe Racer T-Shirts! |
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Our Newest, Nifty T-Shirts
Cold? Naked? Out of style? Well wait no longer- the newest Cafe Racer magazine T-shirts have arrived!
Capturing the speed, thrills and danger of record racing, out latest design is sure to raise a ruckus in your local coffee bar, paddock or police station! Made from a 50/50 cotton polyester blend, these babies will last longer than a keg of Guinness at a teatotaller's house. Available in Medium, Large, Extra Large and 2XL which should cover every human being besides A) Mid-1970s Arnold Schwarzennegger or B) those scrawny broads you see on the cover of Vogue. Just $20, postage-paid for U.S. customers, $28 everywhere else.
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| New! Fashionable! Cheap! Exclusive (well, not if we sell them all...)
Why You Need A Cafe Racer Magazine Double-Sided T-Shirt
* It lets the world know you're down with low handlebars and tough enough for the ensuing lower back pain!
* Several worn atop each other give the illusion of masculinity and physique!
* One of only three motorcycle shirts in North America not emblazoned with the word "Choppers."
* Proceeds benefit the restoration of an actual 1966 Norton Atlas!
*Not available at Victoria's Secret or other fine lingerie outlets.
*Stealthy black fabric helps wearers hide motor oil and black bean burrito stains!
* People will swoon at your ability to both ride fast motorcycles and read about them
Just $20 postage paid to U.S. and Canadian Orders (overseas shirts $28)
Available in the following sizes to fit most humans:
Medium-Large-Xtra Large and 2XL
NOTE- ALL SALES FINAL - NO RETURNS!!!
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